When you know that every problem is only a false problem, you are dangerously close to salvation.
Emil M Cioran
I dream of a language
whose words, like fists,
would fracture jaws.
Emil M Cioran
I feel completely detached from any country, any group.
I am a metaphysically displaced person.
Emil M Cioran
No one recovers from the disease of being born, a deadly wound if ever there was one. Yet it is with the hope of being cured of it some day that we accept life and endure its ordeals. The years pass, the wound remains.
Emil M Cioran
Ser de la izquierda es, como ser de la derecha, una de las infinitas maneras que el hombre puede elegir para ser un imbécil.
José Ortega y Gasset
As soon as you look at the world through an ideology you are finished. No reality fits an ideology. Life is beyond that. …
That is why people are always searching for a meaning to life… Meaning is only found when you go beyond meaning. Life only makes sense when you perceive it as mystery and it makes no sense to the conceptualizing mind.
Anthony de Mello
Todos los que parecen estúpidos, lo son y, además también lo son la mitad de los que no lo parecen.
Francisco de Quevedo
¡Oh España, cómo se te reconoce en cualquier parte de tu historia adonde se fije la vista! Y no hay disimulo que te encubra, ni máscara que te oculte, ni afeite que te desfigure, porque a donde quiera que aparezcas, allí se te conoce desde cien leguas con tu media cara de fiesta, y la otra media de miseria, con la una mano empuñando laureles, y con la otra rascándote tu lepra.
Benito Pérez Galdós, «Napoleón en Chamartín»
Lo primero que debe llamar la atención de cualquier observador es que el socialismo en su forma desarrollada es una teoría confinada por completo a la clase media. El socialista típico no es, como imaginan las ancianas trémulas, un trabajador de aspecto feroz con un mono grasiento y una voz estridente. Es o bien un joven bolchevique snob que en cinco años se habrá convertido al catolicismo romano; o, más típicamente todavía, un hombrecillo remilgado con un trabajo de oficina, generalmente abstemio en secreto, y a menudo con inclinaciones vegetarianas, con una historia de inconformismo a sus espaldas y, sobre todo, con una posición social que no tiene intención de perder… La mayoría de los socialistas de clase media, aunque teóricamente añoran una sociedad sin clases, se aferran como pegamento a sus miserables fragmentos de prestigio social… A veces miro a un socialista -el tipo intelectual, escritor de panfletos, con su jersey, su pelo rizado y su cita marxista- y me pregunto qué diablos es realmente su motivación. A menudo resulta difícil creer que se trate de amor hacia alguien, especialmente hacia la clase obrera, de la que él es, entre todas las personas, el más alejado… Cuando escucho hablar a esta gente, y más aún cuando leo sus libros, tengo la impresión de que, para ellos, todo el movimiento socialista no es más que una especie de excitante cacería de herejías, un ir y venir de brujos frenéticos al ritmo de tam-tam.
George Orwell
May the New Year bring you courage to break your resolutions early! My own plan is to swear off every kind of virtue, so that I triumph even when I fall!
Aleister Crowley
Todos los que parecen estúpidos, lo son y, además también lo son la mitad de los que no lo parecen.
Francisco de Quevedo
You can always tell employees of the government by the total vacancy which occupies the space where most other people have faces.
John Kennedy Toole
Honeste vivere, alterum non laedere, suum cuique tribuere.
Vivir honestamente, no dañar a otro, dar a cada uno lo que le corresponde.
Ulpiano, Tria iuris preacepta
There’s something vile in the tendency of feeble men to make universal tragedies out of the sad comedies of their private woes.
Fernando Pessoa
La violencia no sirve para nada, matar no sirve para nada; pero es que a veces la gente no quiere nada. Lo que quiere es la muerte. Y la consigue.
Ursula K LeGuin
Cure yourself of your nostalgias, of the childish obsession with the beginning and the end of time. Eternity, that dead duration—only the weak are concerned with such things. Let the moment do its work, let it reabsorb your dreams.
Emil M Cioran
Being properly educated means not believing newspapers after you have read them.
GK Chesterton
Hay un dicho que es tan común como falso: El pasado, pasado está, creemos. Pero el pasado no pasa nunca, si hay algo que no pasa es el pasado, el pasado está siempre, somos memoria de nosotros mismos y de los demás, somos la memoria que tenemos.
José Saramago
Tener tacto es saber decirle a alguien que se vaya al infierno de forma tal que espere ansioso el viaje.
Winston Churchill
Any reasonable, sentient person who looks at Spain, comes to Spain, eats in Spain, drinks in Spain — they’re going to fall in love. Otherwise, there’s something deeply wrong with you. This is the dream of all the world.
Anthony Bourdain
In the sciences, the authority of thousands of opinions is not worth as much as one tiny spark of reason in an individual man.
Galileo Galilei
The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule it.
H L Mencken
We are on guard against contagious diseases of the body, but we are… careless when it comes to the even more dangerous collective diseases of the mind.
Carl Gustav Jung
Active men are usually lacking in higher activity — I mean individual activity. They are active as officials, businessmen, scholars, that is, as generic beings, but not as… unique men. In this respect they are lazy.
Friedrich Nietzsche
What threatens us today is fear. .. Our danger is the forces in the world today which are trying to use man’s fear to rob him of his individuality, his soul, trying to reduce him to an unthinking mass.
William Faulkner
Your worst sin is that you have destroyed and betrayed yourself for nothing.
Fedor Dostoievsky
The human race exaggerates everything: its heroes,
its enemies,
its importance.
Charles Bukowski
Why do we argue? Life’s so fragile, a successful virus clinging to a speck of mud, suspended in endless nothing.
Alan Moore
The moment you think you know everything, you’ve stopped learning.
Richard Feynman
What we observe is not nature itself, but nature exposed to our method of questioning.
Werner Heisenberg
Un gobierno lo suficientemente grande como para darte todo lo que quieres, es lo suficientemente grande como para quitarte todo lo que te pertenece.
Thomas Jefferson
Most people are not even aware of their need to conform. They live under the illusion that they follow their own ideas and inclinations, that they are individualists, that they have arrived at their opinions as the result of their own thinking—and that it just happens that their ideas are the same as those of the majority.
Erich Fromm
I don’t pay attention to the world ending. It has ended for me many times and began again in the morning.
Charles Bukowski
El verdadero periodismo mantiene a los ciudadanos avisados, a las putas advertidas y al gobierno inquieto.
Francisco Umbral
The main problem in any democracy is that crowd-pleasers are generally brainless swine who can go out on a stage & whup their supporters into an orgiastic frenzy—then go back to the office & sell every one of the poor bastards down the tube for a nickel apiece.
Hunter S Thompson
Sed revolucionarios sin preconizar incoherencias, afanaos en cualquier revolución que no sea regresiva; reconoced la espontaneidad de la naturaleza, y confiad en la libertad humana como cauce primario para mejorar nuestra suerte. Mucho mejor que confiaros a tutelas dirigistas, delegando vuestra responsabilidad en timoneles mesiánicos, defended unas reglas de juego que creen libertad en vez de recortarla.
Antonio Escohotado, 60 Semanas en el Trópico.
Anti-social behavior is a trait of intelligence in a world full of conformists.
Nikola Tesla
In a nation ruled by swine, all pigs are upward-mobile—and the rest of us are fucked until we can put our acts together: Not necessarily to Win, but mainly to keep from Losing Completely. We owe that to ourselves and our crippled self-image as something better than a nation of panicked sheep … but we owe it especially to our children, who will have to live with our loss and all its long-term consequences.
Hunter S Thompson
El socialismo es una religión política cuyo Dios es el Estado y cuyos sacerdotes son los burócratas… Es una filosofía del fracaso, el credo a la ignorancia y la prédica a la envidia; su virtud inherente es la distribución igualitaria de la miseria.
Winston Churchill
Después de tantos años estudiando la ética, he llegado a la conclusión de que toda ella se resume en tres virtudes: coraje para vivir, generosidad para convivir, y prudencia para sobrevivir.
Fernando Savater
Me gustaría pasar el resto de mis días con alguien que no me necesite para nada, pero me quiera para todo.
Mario Benedetti
The first method for estimating the intelligence of a ruler is to look at the men he has around him.
Nicolás Maquiavelo
Those who lack the courage will always find a philosophy to justify it.
Albert Camus
Un pueblo que elige corruptos, impostores, ladrones y traidores, no es víctima, es cómplice.
George Orwell
You must learn to exist with no religion, no country, no allies. You must learn to live alone in silence.
William Burroughs
At least two thirds of our miseries spring from human stupidity, human malice, and those great motivators and justifiers of malice and stupidity: idealism, dogmatism and proselytizing zeal on behalf of religious or political idols.”
Aldous Huxley
Can you remember who you were,
before the world told you who
you should be.
Charles Bukowski
The Internet gives space to hordes of idiots to express their opinion, which previously they could only do in a bar, after a glass of wine, without harming society. Now they have the same space for a story as a Nobel laureate.
This is an invasion of idiots.
Umberto Eco
Unfortunately science is only splendid when it is science. When science becomes religion it becomes superstition.
GK Chesterton
The difference between a democracy and a dictatorship is that in a democracy you vote first and take orders later; in a dictatorship you don’t have to waste your time voting.
Charles Bukowski
Algunos izquierdistas creen que el mundo comunista funcionaría bien si la «gente buena» estuviera a cargo de él. No se dan cuenta de que, por definición, la gente buena no quiere controlar la vida de los demás.
Ludwig von Mises
Understand me. I’m not like an ordinary world. I have my madness, I live in another dimension and I do not have time for things that have no soul.
Charles Bukowski
La principal diferencia entre los humanos y los animales es que los animales nunca permitirían que los lidere el más estúpido de la manada.
Winston Churchill
La progresiva degeneración de la especie humana se percibe claramente en que cada vez nos engañan personas con menos talento.
Charles Darwin
I don’t like to commit myself about Heaven and Hell, you see, I have friends in both places.
Mark Twain
Un idiota es un idiota. Dos idiotas, son dos idiotas. Diez mil idiotas son un partido político.
Franz Kafka
El antiintelectualismo ha sido esa constante que ha ido permeando nuestra vida política y cultural, amparado por la falsa premisa de que Democracia quiere decir que «mi ignorancia vale tanto como tu conocimiento».
Isaac Asimov
Lo que más odia el rebaño, es aquel que piensa distinto. No es tanto la opinión en sí, como la osadía de querer pensar por sí mismo. Algo que ellos no saben hacer.
Arthur Schopenhauer
Ever tried. Ever failed.
No matter.
Try again.
Fail again. Fail better.
Samuel Beckett
Consciousness is an end in itself. We torture ourselves getting somewhere, and when we get there it is nowhere, for there is nowhere to get to.
DH Lawrence
Muchos odian la soledad porque no se soportan a sí mismos.
Goethe
Creo que el diablo no existe, pero el hombre lo ha creado, lo ha creado a su imagen y semejanza.
Fedor Dostoievsky
El individuo ha luchado siempre para no ser absorbido por la tribu. Si lo intentas, a menudo estarás solo, y a veces asustado. Pero ningún precio es demasiado alto por el privilegio de ser uno mismo.
Friedrich Nietzsche
Casi es lo mismo conversar con aquellos de otros siglos que viajar.
Es bueno saber algo de las costumbres de los diversos pueblos, con el fin de juzgar las nuestras más sanamente y para no pensar que todo Io que va en contra de nuestros modos es ridículo y contrario a la razón, como es costumbre entre quienes nada han visto. Sin embargo, si se emplea demasiado tiempo en viajar uno se vuelve un extranjero en su propio país. Y, mientras más curiosidad se tiene por las cosas que se practicaron en el pasado, más ignorante se permanece de las que se practican en el tiempo propio.
René Descartes, Discurso del método
Hysteria is impossible without an audience. Panicking by yourself is the same as laughing alone in an empty room. You feel really silly.
Chuck Palahniuk
We live inside an enormous novel…
in a world ruled by fictions of every kind—mass merchandising…
politics conducted as a branch of advertising…
For the writer it is less and less necessary to invent the fictional content of their novel. The fiction is already there.
JG Ballard
El bienestar del pueblo siempre ha sido la excusa de los tiranos.
Albert Camus
I’m not going to simplify it, I’m going to tell you what it really is like, and I hope you accept nature as she is – Absurd.
You don’t like it? Go find another Universe!
Richard Feynman
Los hombres insignificantes luchan continuamente por llamar la atención. Los realmente importantes tratan de pasar desapercibidos.
Voltaire
Ambition is a drug that makes its addicts potential madmen.
Emil M Cioran
Un error cometido dos veces es una elección».
Jean Paul Sartre
As the years pass, the number of those we can communicate with diminishes. When there is no longer anyone to talk to, at last we will be as we were before stooping to a name.
Emil M Cioran
Una dictadura perfecta tendría la apariencia de una democracia, pero sería básicamente una prisión sin muros en la que los presos ni siquiera soñarían con escapar.
Aldous Huxley
Cuando el fanatismo ha gangrenado el cerebro, la enfermedad es casi incurable.
Voltaire
We’l go down in history as the first society that wouldn’t save itself because it wasn’t cost-effective.
Kurt Vonnegut
El mayor problema de la juventud actual es…
…que uno ya no forma parte de ella.
Salvador Dalí
La verdad no tiene defensa contra un idiota decidido a creer una mentira.
Mark Twain
To gain your own voice,
forget about having it heard.
Become a saint of your own
province and your own
consciousness.
Allen Ginsberg
There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
Frank Zappa
Nadie ofrece tanto como el que no va a cumplir.
Francisco de Quevedo
Not a single one of the cells that compose you knows who you are, or cares.
Daniel Dennett
Eat at a local restaurant tonight.
Get the cream sauce. Have a cold pint at 4 0’clock in a mostly empty bar. Go somewhere you’ve never been.
Listen to someone you think may have nothing in common with you. Order the steak rare. Eat an oyster.
Have a negroni. Have two.
Be open to a world where you may not understand or agree with the person next to you, but have a drink with them anyways.
Eat slowly. Tip your server. Check in on your friends. Check in on yourself.
Enjoy the ride.
Anthony Bourdain
Todo imbécil execrable, que no tiene en el mundo nada de que pueda enorgullecerse, se refugia en este último recurso, de vanagloriarse de la nación a que pertenece por casualidad.
Arthur Schopenhauer
The need to be right is the sign of a vulgar mind.
Albert Camus
Any fool can know. The point is to understand.
Albert Einstein
And nothing was interesting, nothing. The people were restrictive and careful, all alike. And I’ve got to live with these fuckers for the rest of my life, I thought.
Charles Bukowski, Ham On Rye
Un grupo humano se transforma en multitud manipulable cuando se vuelve sensible al carisma y no a la competencia, a la imagen y no a la idea,a la afirmación y no a la prueba, a la repetición y no a la argumentación, a la sugestión y no al razonamiento.
Jean F. Revel
Civilization is a hopeless race to discover remedies for the evils it produces.
Jean-Jacques Rousseau
Who is the happier man, he who has braved the storm of life and lived, or he who has stayed securely on shore and merely existed?
Hunter S. Thompson
To belong to something – that’s banal. Creed, ideal, wife or profession: nothing but prison cells and shackles.
To be is to be free. Even ambition is a burden if it is based only on futile pride and passion; we would not feel so proud of it if we realized that it is just the string we’re tugged along by.
Fernando Pessoa
¡Cómo no voy a ser un Lobo Estepario, un ermitaño desgreñado, si estoy hundido en este mundo cuyas metas no comparto, cuyas alegrías no me atraen!
Hermann Hesse, El lobo estepario
Thinking is difficult, that’s why most people judge.
Carl Gustav Jung
Hay que apartar de nosotros el mal gusto de querer coincidir con muchos.
Friedrich Nietzsche
When stupidity is considered patriotism, it is unsafe to be intelligent.
Isaac Asimov
We’re terrible animals. I think that the Earth’s immune system is trying to get rid of us, as well it should.
Kurt Vonnegut
If you took the most ardent revolutionary, vested him in absolute power, within a year he would be worse than the Tsar himself.
Mikhail Bakunin
Most of the trouble in the world has been caused by ten to twenty percent of folks who can’t mind their own business, because they have no business of their own to mind, any more than a smallpox virus.
William Burroughs
Nothing in life is to be feared, it is only to be understood. Now is the time to understand more, so that we may fear less.
Marie Curie
The first and most important quality of all scientific ways of thinking must be the clear distinction between the outer object of observation and the subjective nature of the observer.
Max Planck